Has gum chewing become a futuristic, near-orgasmic experience? If I'm to believe these new '5' Gum commercials, then yes. You've seen the commercials. The guy laying on a floor full of ball bearings, while a giant sub-woofer pounds the ground, and the narrator tells us that the gum is "tingly" (which sounds like a dirty word itself). And the dude on the ground is just laying there with one of those post-climax looks on his face.
All of a sudden, chewing gum has gone from blowing bubbles to blowing...well, you get the point.
I'm pretty sure that gum is pretty much the same as its been for the past 100 years. You unwrap the gum, and you chew it. The flavor lasts for about 5 minutes, and then it's gone. That's it.
No orgasm.
No out-of-body experience.
Just a slightly higher risk of cavities. Holes in your teeth...Now that's sexy.
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